Monday, December 31, 2012
Sunday, December 30, 2012
Saturday, December 29, 2012
Always offer words of encouragement when your friend doubts herself.
Friday, December 28, 2012
I hope everyone had a great Christmas. I spent Christmas Eve with the parents and my two boys, Elijah and Caleb, and my brothers and their families (I come from a rather large and close knit family). For my parents' Christmas gift, I decided to record some "blues'd up" versions of some of the hymns I grew up singing in church. I called the album "The Naked Truth" and it's available on SoundCloud.com/kevinwaide as a free download for anyone interested in that sort of thing. Leave a comment below telling me what you think of it, if you decide to check it out.
Thursday, December 27, 2012
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Never cancel an appointment to meet up, and, when unavoidable, make it up as soon as possible. Nothing is more upsetting to a lady than getting ready for an evening out only to have it cancelled at the last minute. Never, EVER cancel a date with one friend to spend time with another friend, because you might get caught and lose both friends!
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Always offer your coat. Coats aren't cute and never seem to match what your lady friend is wearing. YOUR coat, however, doesn't clash with her outfit. If it is too cold to offer your coat, open the front and let your lady get close to your chest, wrapping the coat around her, too. Make sure your coat is a little big to accommodate another person somewhat. A warm trench-coat is always a good idea.
Monday, December 24, 2012
Notice other women, but always go back to her. She's no fool, she knows the type of person you are, but tonight, you are with her. And guys, NEVER get another girl's number when you're out with a lady friend. A little light flirting with another friend is acceptable, after introductions, as long as it is kept short. Immediately return your attention to your lady and offer an apologetic smile. This is also a great way to get your lady's undivided attention. Keep tip number 3 in mind and don't lose your true mark.
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Point out her quirks. By doing this, you're telling your lady friend, "Yes, I pay attention to every little thing about you." Don't dwell on things she is obviously self-conscience about, but point it out when she snorts. Kid her about "that cute little snore." How did you know about her snoring? With a woman that beautiful beside you, sleep was the farthest thing from your mind.
Friday, December 21, 2012
Never miss an opportunity to flirt! Flirting keeps your lady friend on her toes. She never really knows how to take you. Just don't flirt too hard! You can send signals that can be misinterpreted, resulting in the end of the friendship. Not all the women you're with want to be that intimate, and you may not want to get that close to all of the women you know. If the feeling is mutual, she'll fire back just as hard. Proceed with caution!
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Not that I'm saying I believe it, but just in case the world DOES end tomorrow, I wanna say thank you to everyone who has helped support me and the band for the last 5 1/2 years. It's been a HELL of a ride, and we've met some of the most incredible people along the way. We've played some of the coolest venues and festivals in north Mississippi and have shared the stage with some of our own idols. We could never have done this without you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart, and have a happy holiday season (that is, if we even MAKE it to the holidays, what with the Mayans planning our doom and everything).
As you start your night, and several times during the evening, tell her how attractive she is. Words like "hot", "sexy", and "fine" are perfectly acceptable at this time. If you treat your lady as the most attractive in the room, you will be rewarded.
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Tell her how beautiful she is. There isn't a woman alive that doesn't want to feel beautiful, and the only way to make them feel it is to tell them. Don't use words like "hot" or "fine", as these words have a sexual connotation. Beauty is what makes us smile.
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Give her ALL of your attention! Look her in the eyes as the two of you talk. Don't look away, ever! Your undivided attention is an aphrodisiac. The only acceptable time she doesn't have your attention is when her attention is elsewhere, in which case you should pay attention, too. A pop quiz is sure to follow. Each correct answer is worth 10 points.
Monday, December 17, 2012
Open all doors for her, buy her drinks, light her cigarettes, etc. If a lady is with you, make sure she feels like she's with you. Always keep a lighter handy. These little things make them feel special, and they will continue to come around.
Sunday, December 16, 2012
When meeting up with your lady friend, always start at the toes and quickly work your way up. Women paint their toenails for a reason. It is perfectly acceptable to ask them to spin slowly around to take it all in. They know you're checking them out. Even your closest lady friend wants to know she's attractive.